None of Yall Care About Shit

I’m back, you bitches.

I’ve been MIA with this blog since 2008 but have decided to re-emerge and re-initiate entertaining you with uninspiring quips.

Why haven’t I been around lately? Well, I decided to focus exclusively on a niche that I’m all too familiar with — taking dumps.

But upon frequently checking my Google Analytics (”Anal” for short) I’ve noticed a steady influx of traffic to YouSuckAtWebsites.com and a complete lack of interest in DoodieNoted.com.

Interestingly enough, my only source of traffic to DoodieNoted.com appears to be Google Image searches for terms such as “pictures of turds”, “man on the toilet” and “average stool weight”…I shit you not.

So, I’ll now split my doodie evenly between YouSuckAtWebsites.com and DoodieNoted.com, as the other site remains my true passion and area of expertise.