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Make Money Spreading Herpes

August 28, 2008

Dr. David Hogg shouldn’t be doing this. His lawyers advised him not to. His friends pleaded with him to remain silent. But he can keep quiet no longer.

Medical professionals have known for ages how to stop your herpes from flaming more than Elton John watching The L World during the Great Chicago Fire. But until now, no one had the balls to reveal the true ways to stop herpes.

But thanks to Hogg, you can now discover the secrets behind herpes containment in this graphically distorted ebook.

The best part about this website is not the carrier-identifying testimonial box, or the condom-sizing banner ad on the bottom. No, the best part is the affiliate program, which allows you to proudly label yourself a Herpes affiliate and make money spreading it.

If you’re not going to promote this book, at least buy a copy and give it a quick read. Then you can go home with a 3 A.M. Plan C “hotty” confident that your pride is the only thing getting attacked.

Then again, if you’re the type of person to buy an ebook on herpes, you’re probably the type who contracted it from auto-erotic activities.

The only thing his sales page still needs is a peeling page to match the side effect.

In case you’re wondering, I found this site while searching a herpes remedy for “a friend.” And no, I’m not an affiliate for this, though I probably should be knowing my audience.

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