Madonna and Angelina Jolie Cause More Viruses Than a Runny-Nosed Prostitute

There’s a 2% chance you’ve already been offered an opportunity to see Angelina Jolie or Madonna naked.

According to the latest report by the research team at Secure Computing, email spammers have been using and abusing Madonna’s name in the subject line of many virus-infected mass-mailings.

Promising a scandalous video of the 50-year-old music legend, spammers based in the Republic of Moldova have been distributing malware that causes annoying pop-ups.

This makes Madonna the most enticing email celebrity. Previously Angelina Jolie held the crown as the Most Used Name in Email Spam queen.

Does anyone else find it odd that Madonna is luring so many clicks? Of all celebrities, she’s the one you pervs most want to see naked?

Give me Heidi Klum, Eva Mendes, Katie Holmes or Miley Cyrus (is she 18?). Hell give me Matthew McConaughey (just to see what I’m up against).

In August alone, Secure Computing caught 12 million spam emails with Angelina Jolie’s name in the subject line.

If email spammers really wanted to entice a click, they’d use Sarah Palin. We can’t get enough of the vice presidential candidate.

She’s all over the social media websites, TV stations and newspapers. She’s also dominates SNL, eBay, CafePress and my dreams.

Palin’s a bigger internet phenomenon than the Star Wars Kid. She clips her toenails and CNN sends Anderson Cooper to investigate.

Who’d entice you the most?